Balls and Goats. League Wide Edition Wk3

[Victor7]

Balls

Lions. Whooped the Ravens ass.

Bucs. 3-0. Baker Mayfield is inevitable.

Chargers. See above, replace Mayfield for Herbert. This team looks more threatening than KC or Bal at the moment.

Vikes and Seahawks. Steamrolled their opponents. Vikings did it with Carson Wentz starting.

Commanders. Another team that won despite starting their backup QB.

Blocked kicks galore. Special Teams are once again relevant in the NFL.



Goats

Lamar and Henry with clutch fumbles (again). But don't tell the media or you'll be labeled a bad word.

Rams. Blew a comfortable lead on the Eagles.

Dallas. When you make Caleb Williams look like prime Tom Brady you know you suck.

Raiders. Lost to Marcus Mariotta. Common man

Atlanta. What a mess of a game that was.

GB. I know the Brownies have a great D. But they are the Browns.

Russel Wilson. That last series near the goal line was painful to watch. Dude is so washed up. Giants need to start the noob.

 

[sukie]

Russ is toast. He was successful for a while but age is magnified by his stature. 5’11” is tiny to be old in a pocket composed of redwoods.

Short QBs never succeed long term in today’s game. (Apologies to the outlier Brees.

No Kyler sucks… stop it.

Another issue that only I see…. Bo Nix has short arms… Denver will wilt.

Josh is 6’5”. Herbert an inch taller.

Bryce Young is 5’10”.., nuff said

 

[herodotus]

Balls

Lions. Whooped the Ravens ass.

Bucs. 3-0. Baker Mayfield is inevitable.

Chargers. See above, replace Mayfield for Herbert. This team looks more threatening than KC or Bal at the moment.

Vikes and Seahawks. Steamrolled their opponents. Vikings did it with Carson Wentz starting.

Commanders. Another team that won despite starting their backup QB.

Blocked kicks galore. Special Teams are once again relevant in the NFL.



Goats

Lamar and Henry with clutch fumbles (again). But don't tell the media or you'll be labeled a bad word.

Rams. Blew a comfortable lead on the Eagles.

Dallas. When you make Caleb Williams look like prime Tom Brady you know you suck.

Raiders. Lost to Marcus Mariotta. Common man

Atlanta. What a mess of a game that was.

GB. I know the Brownies have a great D. But they are the Browns.

Russel Wilson. That last series near the goal line was painful to watch. Dude is so washed up. Giants need to start the noob.

That man single handedly ruined my perfect sportsball weekend. Well that and the Toronto Blue Jays, but then the Jays are actually a very good ball club who may actually play well into October, but the Giants? Good God, 3 damn turnovers made all the difference in that game, and I hope Russ has played his last.

 

[sukie]

That man single handedly ruined my perfect sportsball weekend. Well that and the Toronto Blue Jays, but then the Jays are actually a very good ball club who may actually play well into October, but the Giants? Good God, 3 damn turnovers made all the difference in that game, and I hope Russ has played his last.

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