Balls Goats
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BALLS
Prater, for sure!
Josh
Keon pulled it together and had 112 yrds with a few really clutch catches.
Oliver - maybe one of his best games ever
O-line - Kept Allen clean and gave him time
GOATS
McDipshit - still hasn't learned clock management. Never challenged the spot on Allen's 4th Q run for a 1st down
Babich - Left the secondary wide open - as usual
Prater, for sure!
Josh
Keon pulled it together and had 112 yrds with a few really clutch catches.
Oliver - maybe one of his best games ever
O-line - Kept Allen clean and gave him time
GOATS
McDipshit - still hasn't learned clock management. Never challenged the spot on Allen's 4th Q run for a 1st down
Babich - Left the secondary wide open - as usual
seandelevan
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Balls
Josh Allen…end of list
Goats
Everyone else
Seriously thank god for fucking Josh Allen….without him this team might be borderline trash.
Josh Allen…end of list
Goats
Everyone else
Seriously thank god for fucking Josh Allen….without him this team might be borderline trash.
Victor7
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Balls.
I mean. Really? The GOAT Josh Allen. What else is there to say? I love that man more than any man should love another that he doesn't even know. What an absolute beast. Let that be a reminder that this team is Josh Allen and 52 more dudes.
Ed Oliver. Kinda weird to mention a guy that was part of a DL that allowed 3 billion rushing yards but Mr. Oliver was a wrecking ball. A one man show.
Cook. Solid game.
Keon. Clutch, reliable
Palmer. See above
Prater. Did anyone feel confident in him more than ever than with Bass? I did.
OL. Allen kept mostly upright.
Rookie TE. What a clutch grab man.
Drive before the half. A thing of beauty.
The absolute beauty of annoying Ravens fans having to live with that after an entire off season of their whining and crying about the damn MVP. To all the Ravens players that all game long shit talked Allen with MVP trash talk. Fuck you all. Bend the knee to the best fucking player in the world. Did I say fuck you all already?
Goats.
Sean Michael McDermott. Another brutal showing from the "defensive guru" and his "elite defense". He's lucky he was saved by the only man that matters. You send Josh and Hailee something nice Sean. You are nothing without him. You cant stop anyone that matters. Resign. Please. I beg you.
Joe Brady at times. Hard to call out a guy after scoring 41. But really that was Josh being Josh. Did it not feel like they were playing ultra conservative after the 1st drive? .... screens galore (the ones that have never worked), 3 straight runs, the play calling on all 2pt conversions was iffy as well. Who else is tired of the play they always go to on a big down? .. you know the one where Shakir or Ty go in motion and sort of circle around Allen at the snap. I know I am.
Rapp - Bishop. Hot damn what garbage. I mean. Good lord what a performance.
Bosa. Got better as the night went by but the man lost contain all night long.
Refs the weekly mandatory goat for the 2pt conversion where Keon is PUSHED oob and then gets flagged for "going" oob. Spotting Allen short on a slide that was nowhere near short also cost us a drive. Its amazing how bad they can be.
ST. Saw so many people praising them for the fire drill FG. You don't get a pat in the back from me. That was 30 seconds. More than enough. In fact you get a GOAT for allowing Humphrey (was it Hamilton?) to go untouched and come about 1 foot from blocking that kick and ruining an Allen masterpiece. Do better jerkoffs.
I mean. Really? The GOAT Josh Allen. What else is there to say? I love that man more than any man should love another that he doesn't even know. What an absolute beast. Let that be a reminder that this team is Josh Allen and 52 more dudes.
Ed Oliver. Kinda weird to mention a guy that was part of a DL that allowed 3 billion rushing yards but Mr. Oliver was a wrecking ball. A one man show.
Cook. Solid game.
Keon. Clutch, reliable
Palmer. See above
Prater. Did anyone feel confident in him more than ever than with Bass? I did.
OL. Allen kept mostly upright.
Rookie TE. What a clutch grab man.
Drive before the half. A thing of beauty.
The absolute beauty of annoying Ravens fans having to live with that after an entire off season of their whining and crying about the damn MVP. To all the Ravens players that all game long shit talked Allen with MVP trash talk. Fuck you all. Bend the knee to the best fucking player in the world. Did I say fuck you all already?
Goats.
Sean Michael McDermott. Another brutal showing from the "defensive guru" and his "elite defense". He's lucky he was saved by the only man that matters. You send Josh and Hailee something nice Sean. You are nothing without him. You cant stop anyone that matters. Resign. Please. I beg you.
Joe Brady at times. Hard to call out a guy after scoring 41. But really that was Josh being Josh. Did it not feel like they were playing ultra conservative after the 1st drive? .... screens galore (the ones that have never worked), 3 straight runs, the play calling on all 2pt conversions was iffy as well. Who else is tired of the play they always go to on a big down? .. you know the one where Shakir or Ty go in motion and sort of circle around Allen at the snap. I know I am.
Rapp - Bishop. Hot damn what garbage. I mean. Good lord what a performance.
Bosa. Got better as the night went by but the man lost contain all night long.
Refs the weekly mandatory goat for the 2pt conversion where Keon is PUSHED oob and then gets flagged for "going" oob. Spotting Allen short on a slide that was nowhere near short also cost us a drive. Its amazing how bad they can be.
ST. Saw so many people praising them for the fire drill FG. You don't get a pat in the back from me. That was 30 seconds. More than enough. In fact you get a GOAT for allowing Humphrey (was it Hamilton?) to go untouched and come about 1 foot from blocking that kick and ruining an Allen masterpiece. Do better jerkoffs.