How about that Taylor Swift? She is now taking time out from world domination to draw up some plays for Travis Kelce and the Kansas City Chiefs.
The Chiefs dropped passes all year long and still won the Super Bowl last season, and now they’re going for the three-peat and have no problems being cute about it. That’s because there doesn’t appear to be any team in the AFC that can get in their way from getting back to the big game. And they’re not going to lose any sleep over the San Francisco 49ers or Detroit Lions once they get there.
Maybe Taylor can help us out with some picks this opening week. The shortened preseason and limited contact makes the first couple of weeks mistake-prone and ugly, and the league values the dollar over quality and player safety so much that it sent two teams to Brazil on Friday to open the season.
Brazil!
Maybe the 10-hour flight will give the Philadelphia Eagles enough distance from last season’s collapse — but probably not.
The wise guys played it safe this week, with 11 home favorites between 3 and 6.5 points. There are some trap lines like the Buffalo Bills -6.5 at home against the Arizona Cardinals, but we have never been one to shy away from shiny objects or cheese. And we do like the Bills and Josh Allen, more specifically, this season. Here’s our wager on Allen and a look at some other season bets before we get to this week’s games:
MVP: Mahomes has only won this award twice, and maybe he is just too good for it. The narrative is definitely set up for Allen, who lost all his receivers this offseason and has never won the award despite some ridiculous statistics. Allen led the league last season converting runs into first downs 51.4 percent of the time, per TruMedia, and was also sacked the fewest times per pressure. He is 8.5 to 1 to win the award, and one of only three people I see having a chance to win it (Mahomes is 5 to 1 and Joe Burrow is 9 to 1).
Season totals: We still love the Seattle Seahawks over 7.5 wins. The only ones we would change after training camps are the Jacksonville Jaguars now going over 8.5 wins and the New England Patriots now going under 5.5. The Jaguars collapsed after an 8-3 start last season, but that’s no reason for everyone to sleep on Trevor Lawrence and an improved offense. The Patriots lost defensive tackle Christian Barmore to blood clots and then gave up on the season, trading pass rusher Matt Judon to the Atlanta Falcons and starting retread Jacoby Brissett at quarterback over rookie Drake Maye to protect Maye from injury.
GO DEEPER
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Super Bowl pick: Sigh … it’s going to be the Chiefs (5 to 1) again, but the Lions at 12-1 are not a stupid bet. They are better than they were last season and have 14 of 17 games indoors to win home-field advantage for the playoffs. It does feel like the window on the 49ers is closing, though they threw some money at Brandon Aiyuk and Trent Williams over the past week to try to keep it open.
Last season’s record: 135-130-7 against the spread, 48-41-1 on best bets.
This week’s slate:
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Arizona Cardinals at Buffalo Bills (-6.5)| 1 p.m. ET Sunday, CBS
Allen lost 241 of his targets from last season with the departures of Stefon Diggs and Gabe Davis, but he still has Dalton Kincaid and Khalil Shakir. Yes, Shakir. Among receivers targeted between 40 and 74 times last season (45), Shakir was first in 0.98 EPA per target and sixth in 1.3 EPA per reception (sixth). And the Cardinals are very young in the secondary.Arizona won three out of eight games after Kyler Murray returned last season, and its best chance to stay close here is to lean on a running game that ranked fourth in yards and second in yards per attempt last season. The Cardinals need to keep Allen off the field and minimize what they ask Murray to do. Murray is now in Year 6 and still has trouble seeing over his linemen in the middle of the field. His average of 5.7 yards per attempt on passes between the hashes was the worst in the NFL, according to TruMedia, and his overall efficiency was just 6.7 yards per attempt. First-round pick Marvin Harrison Jr. might make his life easier, but maybe not in Week 1 — with an early start on the East Coast.
The pick: Bills
Baltimore Ravens at Kansas City Chiefs (-3) | 8:20 p.m. ET Thursday, NBC
The Chiefs embarrassed Lamar Jackson in the playoffs last season, to the point where you might have forgotten that he was actually the MVP last season. His completion percentage was a career-best at 67.2 percent. Now he has old man Derrick Henry to hand the ball off to, and Henry has a much better supporting cast than the Titans’ one he carried around. Henry led the NFL in carries last season (280) and his EPA per rush (-0.01) will improve in a Ravens offense that was sixth in rush success (41.5 percent), fifth in EPA per rush (0.03) and third in yards per carry (4.9) last season.The Ravens will definitely have more success running the ball than the Chiefs will against Baltimore’s front. The Chiefs lost their prime-time home opener a year ago, and they might be sleepwalking again here out of the gate against a motivated Ravens team. Give me Jackson, Henry, pride and the points.
The pick: Ravens
Green Bay Packers vs. Philadelphia Eagles (-2.5) in Sao Paulo, Brazil | 8:20 p.m. ET Friday, NBC
The fine folks in Brazil get the first look at two of last year’s worst running backs. Saquon Barkley had a -0.20 EPA per carry rate (51st out of 56 RBs) with the Giants, while Josh Jacobs finished 45th with a -0.16 EPA rate with the Raiders. They were both nicked up and in bad situations and are obviously big-time talents who should thrive on their new teams (Jacobs at 15-to-1 to lead the league in rushing with the Packers’ limited depth at RB is interesting, to say the least.)Jalen Hurts was also injured last season, which Eagles fans hope explains his and the team’s demise. We’re not sure it does, but while Nick Siriani’s seat is still hot, Barkley, an improved defense (C.J. Gardner-Johnson, some more nice draft picks and Devin White) should be enough cushion this week. The Eagles hold off a still-pretty-young Packers team.
The pick: Eagles
Pittsburgh Steelers at Atlanta Falcons (-3) | 1 p.m. ET Sunday, Fox
It’s the Arthur Smith revenge game. But, revenge for who? For Smith, going against the team that stuck him with Desmond Ridder and then fired him? Or for the Falcons, who had to deal with the moody coach who didn’t care about getting top draft picks Kyle Pitts and Bijan Robinson the ball while his team blew leads?Smith, the Steelers’ new offensive coordinator, will ride with Russell Wilson at quarterback until he gets tired of him like Sean Payton did, and how long will depend on how well the Steelers defense can carry them. On paper, it looks like one of the better defenses in the league and it should hold up Sunday against one of the three teams with a new head coach and new quarterback (that will be working out some kinks). The under of 42 might be a better pick than the Steelers. The Falcons haven’t had a double-digit sack guy since Vic Beasley in 2016, and Judon could become a household name this season. He had a 17.8 percent pressure rate before getting hurt with the Patriots last season.
The pick: Steelers
Which side exactly is out for revenge when Steelers offensive coordinator Arthur Smith faces the Falcons? (Barry Reeger / USA Today)
Tennessee Titans at Chicago Bears (-4) | 1 p.m. ET Sunday, Fox
The Bears have some momentum, as everyone thinks rookie QB Caleb Williams will be a star, they have one of the best receiving corps in the league and their defense finished last season very strong. They should win and cover the spread here, as the Titans have a lot of roster turnover and I don’t think Will Levis is giving off road-win vibes.But … I think the Titans will keep the game close. They have a good pass rush and their secondary will be a problem for QBs in the near future after they added cornerbacks L’Jarius Sneed and Chidobe Awuzie. (The Titans ranked 30th in defensive production rating against the pass and 27th in opposing passer rating last season.) We even think Calvin Ridley has a big bounce-back year after an up-and-down season with the Jaguars.
The pick: Titans
New England Patriots at Cincinnati Bengals (-8) | 1 p.m. ET Sunday, CBS
We touched earlier on how bad the Patriots defense is. Well, their offense could be worse. The offensive line is so bad and banged up that they likely won’t be able to take advantage of the Bengals’ porous defense.The Bengals did address their offensive line by signing Trent Brown and drafting Amarius Mims in the first round. Brown will open as the starter at right tackle with Mims out with an injury. Brown makes 6-foot-8, 345-pound left tackle Orlando Brown Jr. look small, as he is the same height and 25 pounds (cough) heavier. Burrow also got Ja’Marr Chase back at practice on Wednesday, and while everyone is being quiet about his status for Week 1, Burrow said his star receiver is “ready to go.” The Patriots are not.
The pick: Bengals
Houston Texans at Indianapolis Colts (+3) | 1 p.m. ET Sunday, CBS
Can C.J. Stroud pick up where he left off with his dominance of the AFC South? In five starts as a rookie against division opponents, Stroud completed 120 of 171 pass attempts (70.2 percent) for 1,445 yards and nine touchdowns, no interceptions and one rushing touchdown. Stroud had the seventh-best EPA per dropback rate at 0.11, and two of his receivers, Nico Collins and Tank Dell, finished in the top 10 in EPA per target and EPA per receptions rates. They will have to be big factors again, as the Colts do a good job stopping the run and making teams one-dimensional.The Texans beat the Colts in last season’s finale to earn a playoff spot and then addressed some defensive needs by signing defensive end Danielle Hunter and linebacker Azeez Al-Shaair and drafting cornerback Kamari Lassiter. It seems like they should be able to contain Colts quarterback Anthony Richardson, who is still knocking some rust off. But the Colts offensive line is again one of the better ones in the league and I think the Colts take care of business and win at home. The Texans have gone from the hunter to the hunted and the first moment here is a little too big for them.
The pick: Colts
Anthony Richardson is still shaking off some rust, but he’ll lead the Colts to a win in the opener. (Albert Cesare / The Enquirer / USA Today)